2am Interview with Dazed And Confused with L.A.'s Hottest Classic Rock Tribute Band!
OK, Marshall Staxx, Who's got more paternity suits against them, you or Shred Solo?
MARSHALL STAXX:
I don't know, we've each got about 50. It's hard to say 'cause a few of them overlap. Some of the girls can't decide if it was me or if it was Shred.
Why Dazed And Confused?
MARSHALL STAXX:
Why not, man? The song kinda said, "Look out!
Here come the 70's and we're gonna party and
not go back to work until 1980!" And the hangover'll
be worth it! And then the movie really
solidified the whole vibe and now here comes the
band, live and in technicolor! Next the cereal!
GIN DANDY:
You can't really go to a real Queen or Foghat show
anymore or go and see see T.Rex...To get the whole thing tied
up into a nice wrapper, you gotta come down to our next show and join our
'house of ROCK', Feel it and get with it. It's a whole
evening out. Bring a designated driver and
a designated groupie...Not everyone's going home tonight!
What's the live show like?
MARSHALL STAXX:
Leather pants, platform shoes and AC/DC... shake it up James Bond style and
prepare to get your mind blown! Concert lights and TNT!
Any plans to release an album?
MARSHALL STAXX:
We're to busy paying tribute to the greatest rock era ever. But we put out an album once. And we did it for the people. None of this overpriced Virgin Records shit. We played
each record one time so they could be put straight to the used record bin. Pass the savings straight on to our fans! This ain't no sales pitch baby, we're givin' it away for free!
Why Classic Rock?
SHRED SOLO:
Someone's got to carry the torch and keep real kick ass classic rock up front where it belongs. This is the Big Arena Rock Show - And Dazed And Confused is gonna rock hard 'till the neighbors call the cops. They don't make real classic rock anymore, They closed down the factory. MTV doesn't play rock anymore and the radio forgot what rock is. If you want to truly ROCK, you gotta come down and party with us.
Shred, how many ex-wives do you have?
SHRED SOLO:
Seven. And eleven kids. I'm open 24 hours.
What does Dazed and Confused think of the state of music today?
MARSHALL STAXX:
Classic Rock is the real shit for the real party people. Cast your vote now! Check here for party all night, and check over there for "I'm a depressed rocker who doesn't want my picture taken." Who ya gonna vote for? I'll always cast my vote for a good time. Led Zeppelin? Heavy. AC/DC? Rockin.
T. Rex? Groovy. The Stones? All of the above.
It all adds up. This ain't the S.A.T.'s!
And the rest of the band?
SHRED SOLO:
Everybody in the band is on the same mission.
What mission is that?
SHRED SOLO:
To make sure rock and roll doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
GIN DANDY:
We got the guitars, the clothes, and the girls all piled up in a big van right outside of your town. We don't need the key to the city. We'll sneak in the back. Just remember to tip your waitress 'cause she gives us our drinks for free.
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